Well why don't we schedule ole miss then hire him. There has got to be a few escort services in Logan.

bullshot wrote:Well why don't we schedule ole miss then hire him. There has got to be a few escort services in Logan.

Yes, but they're all tied to the Sinoloa.

Sinaloa, what?

bullshot wrote:Sinaloa, what?

Drug cartel, that has invaded North Logan...

jackmormon wrote:

bullshot wrote:Sinaloa, what?

Drug cartel, that has invaded North Logan...

Funny you bring that up. I watched a dude who had sprinkled some carfentanyl onto spice die between 1400 North Main where he smoked it and Logan Regional, where his girlfriend brought him and dumped him off. After a thorough investigation, it was determined that he obtained the illicit substance from one of those orchards off of 1600 East, and not from Mexico as some on here would erroneously claim.

Ahbye wrote:Funny you bring that up. I watched a dude who had sprinkled some carfentanyl onto spice die between 1400 North Main where he smoked it and Logan Regional, where his girlfriend brought him and dumped him off. After a thorough investigation, it was determined that he obtained the illicit substance from one of those orchards off of 1600 East, and not from Mexico as some on here would erroneously claim.

What do they use carfentanyl for in orchards? Or was the fact that it was an orchard coincidental to the obtaining thereof?

So he was smoking pesticide? Sheesh!

NVAggie wrote:Must have just been a branch of the Sinaloa

Sounds more like los Zetas to me. They're making a push for the ripe new territory of Cache Valley.

Not to further derail this train, but I am still amazed how many individuals mock the thought of any cartel connection within Cache Valley. I grew up in a small (think smaller than Preston) community in Idaho and there was an individual who was widely rumored to have connections with a cartel. A quick search of this persons name shows a conviction in another state for a cocaine distribution ring that sold over $2.5 million in cocaine distributed, and that was over 30 years ago. That is not a low-level drug dealer. Obviously anecdotal, but to believe there couldn't be any type of activity going on in quite Cache Valley is pretty absurd to me.

Aggiefan160 wrote:Not to further derail this train, but I am still amazed how many individuals mock the thought of any cartel connection within Cache Valley. I grew up in a small (think smaller than Preston) community in Idaho and there was an individual who was widely rumored to have connections with a cartel. A quick search of this persons name shows a conviction in another state for a cocaine distribution ring that sold over $2.5 million in cocaine distributed, and that was over 30 years ago. That is not a low-level drug dealer. Obviously anecdotal, but to believe there couldn't be any type of activity going on in quite Cache Valley is pretty absurd to me.

It's still funny to laugh at because Cache Valley is a very safe place. Not without its problems, of course. It's just a HOF board joke a la: "Kerwynn is slow". It will always be around. I tend to think if we take ourselves too seriously life isn't nearly as fun.

Madmartigan wrote:

Aggiefan160 wrote:Not to further derail this train, but I am still amazed how many individuals mock the thought of any cartel connection within Cache Valley. I grew up in a small (think smaller than Preston) community in Idaho and there was an individual who was widely rumored to have connections with a cartel. A quick search of this persons name shows a conviction in another state for a cocaine distribution ring that sold over $2.5 million in cocaine distributed, and that was over 30 years ago. That is not a low-level drug dealer. Obviously anecdotal, but to believe there couldn't be any type of activity going on in quite Cache Valley is pretty absurd to me.

It's still funny to laugh at because Cache Valley is a very safe place. Not without its problems, of course. It's just a HOF board joke a la: "Kerwynn is slow". It will always be around. I tend to think if we take ourselves too seriously life isn't nearly as fun.

I can see that. And I chuckle at some of the jokes.

NVAggie wrote:Must have just been a branch of the Sinaloa

The word is that Chapo himself idenfied NoLo, (that's what he calls it) as a potentially untapped lucrative market. Anyone who sells pesticide has to pay a tribute. I asked a clerk at IFA who their supplier was, and he turned white as a ghost...

jackmormon wrote:

NVAggie wrote:Must have just been a branch of the Sinaloa

The word is that Chapo himself idenfied NoLo, (that's what he calls it) as a potentially untapped lucrative market. Anyone who sells pesticide has to pay a tribute. I asked a clerk at IFA who their supplier was, and he turned white as a ghost...

We should ask local business owner if they have started to pay for protection from the cartels already....

NVAggie wrote:

So, who would be the bigger nightmare for the second tier drug mule? Anton Chighur Tony Montana? Maybe Brad Wesley should be considered as well.

So did we offer Hugh Freeze a job or not?

No, they decided to save the money for Rick Pitino.


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Aggiefan160 wrote:Not to further derail this train, but I am still amazed how many individuals mock the thought of any cartel connection within Cache Valley. I grew up in a small (think smaller than Preston) community in Idaho and there was an individual who was widely rumored to have connections with a cartel. A quick search of this persons name shows a conviction in another state for a cocaine distribution ring that sold over $2.5 million in cocaine distributed, and that was over 30 years ago. That is not a low-level drug dealer. Obviously anecdotal, but to believe there couldn't be any type of activity going on in quite Cache Valley is pretty absurd to me.

The drugs come from various places, but the degrees of separation are few. When it comes to opiates, your heroin comes from Jalisco (not Afghanistan) and your fentanyls are coming from pill mills like the one they busted in SLC a few months ago. All the precursor chemicals come from China via Mexico. What's beyond dispute is that if you're not getting your heroin from Mexico, you're not getting it period. And no, there are not any mom and pop outfits that try and compete with the cartels. It's insidiously stupid to suggest otherwise, or that there is some sort of middle-man that obviates the presence of cartel-supplied drugs in Cache Valley.

The cartel's aren't wholesalers, they do nothing but direct marketing. The guys who are selling it are on the ground here, today, selling to people you know. They are not Americans. They are not Mexican country mice looking for some excitement. If you want a really good read about it, Dreamland is fascinating. Among other things, it speaks of how a detective in Boise 20 years ago first fleshed out exactly how the stuff is produced, transported, marketed, and delivered. (And this was 20 years ago.) It details why it's such a problem in the Rust Belt, and how the big Pill Mills in the rust belt and Florida were supplanted by cheap, Mexican heroin. To those who have watched too much TV on here and think that there needs to be some violent shootout or bloody heads hanging from the power lines, it doesn't work the way you see on TV. Those shows are made by people who screech about gun control on one day and then profit off of shows they make that glorify gun violence the next. The day after that, they'll march for open borders, despite the fact that the vast majority of your drugs and inner city crime flow over that border hourly.

If you're a good businessman/jefe(?), you don't draw attention to your business by causing a ruckus in the place you're selling. That's why direct marketing works so well, when you send your own guys to do the selling as opposed to guys who already live in the city. You have leverage over your guys because you have access to their families. That's why the violence stays south of the border and is very discriminate. You don't see a bunch of drug violence in Mexican resort cities because that's where the boss's families live, and even better, that's where you can really make hay when it comes to laundering all your drug money using unwitting American tourists.

At any rate, I'm fine with being the butt of the cartel jokes on here, though. I'm sure the people who weren't fooled by the emperor's clothes felt the same. It's commonplace for our self-inflicted ignorance and fear of the unknown to be turned into humor as a defense mechanism. Everyone laughs about it until their kid OD's or their wife starts selling herself to pay for the addiction.

This is the guy I get my junk from...

jackmormon wrote:This is the guy I get my junk from...

This is how I imagine Hipster looking.

Madmartigan wrote:

jackmormon wrote:This is the guy I get my junk from...

This is how I imagine Hipster looking.

You can't out drug dealers on a message board. Now he's going to lose his access to meds!