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by sockpuppet
December 12th, 2015, 9:44 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Why were we cheering for Utah last night?
Replies: 23
Views: 1476

Re: Why were we cheering for Utah last night?

There is no reason to cheer for either to be successful, assuming you are an Aggie fan. I think the cheering for Utah over BYU comes down to national perception. Deep down, Utahn's carry a sense of inferiority and longing to be accepted by outsiders. Having Utah athletics represent us by proxy is pr...
by sockpuppet
December 11th, 2015, 12:43 pm
Forum: Big Blue's House (General Sports Talk)
Topic: Vegas Bowl ticket demand
Replies: 4
Views: 733

Vegas Bowl ticket demand

You can buy anything in this world for money...
http://kutv.com/news/get-gephardt/byu-y ... -to-donors
by sockpuppet
December 4th, 2015, 4:59 pm
Forum: Big Blue's House (General Sports Talk)
Topic: Nick Emery ejected for punch to the neck
Replies: 79
Views: 5538

Re: Nick Emery ejected for punch to the neck

NVAggie wrote:For the zoobs justification is like masterbation, it feels so good and they do it often.

Well when the main prophet/character of their holiest book can justify beheading someone because an angel told him to do it then what's a simple sucker punch against the enemy?
by sockpuppet
November 28th, 2015, 10:28 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: 3-24 the last 27 meetings. Udder domination.
Replies: 14
Views: 1763

Re: 3-24 the last 27 meetings. Udder domination.

Actually, our glory years were in the 60's and we went 7-3 against you. It was a simpler time back then...your people, the Brighamites, believed blacks were inferior to whites and your mom didn't have internet in her basement.
by sockpuppet
November 25th, 2015, 1:50 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Why has this not been discussed?
Replies: 10
Views: 1840

Re: Why has this not been discussed?

When you saw only one set of footprints in the endzone, it was Jonny Hartline carrying the will of Jesus. An answer to the prayers of starving children the world over!
by sockpuppet
November 16th, 2015, 10:56 pm
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Possible David Collete update
Replies: 98
Views: 10519

Re: Possible David Collete update

I talked to someone fairly high in the AD. His sentiment is that it was AAU coaches that had him leave, but was unsure where he will land. Feels AAU coaches are as big as slime balls as your greasiest lawyer. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Some are, some aren't. AAU coaches (and JC coaches) and...
by sockpuppet
November 12th, 2015, 9:55 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Gutless! (Collette Quits Team)
Replies: 174
Views: 14416

Re: Gutless! (Collette Quits Team)

There's a trend here. His wife better take notice and stay on top of her game.
by sockpuppet
November 5th, 2015, 8:13 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Clark Jeppesen Arrested
Replies: 32
Views: 3642

Re: Clark Jeppesen Arrested

No, all the hookers around here just arbitrarily decide to hook because it's better than working at Schriebers...although both professions tend to produce a fair amount of cheese, the hooking if you don't keep the STD's in check. If you're ever looking for a good time on the weekend watch the porti...
by sockpuppet
September 25th, 2015, 7:11 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Another torn ACL?
Replies: 15
Views: 1705

Re: Another torn ACL?

jackmormon wrote:
SeattleAg wrote:I'm beginning to think that knee ligaments are proof of atheism. A loving God wouldn't have designed humans with such an obvious anatomical flaw.
Yeah, that was tipping point for me too. :pirate:

For me it was the appendix
by sockpuppet
August 13th, 2015, 5:18 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Another One Bites The Hand That Feeds It
Replies: 22
Views: 2277

Re: Another One Bites The Hand That Feeds It

According to the article, his family members persuaded Mendenhall to let him back on the team. If a couple of 6-6, 350 lb Polynesians show up at your door, it probably doesn't take much persuading to listen to their demands.
by sockpuppet
June 28th, 2015, 8:40 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Jaycee Carroll and Real Madrid
Replies: 26
Views: 5485

Re: Jaycee Carroll and Real Madrid

I heard he told Barbara Walters that he has always identified as Azerbaijani, but he's not going to have his U.S. removed. Not sure which bathrooms he will choose, though.
by sockpuppet
February 2nd, 2015, 9:53 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: If I am Scott Barnes....
Replies: 7
Views: 1473

Re: If I am Scott Barnes....

What about Justin Hutson the assistant HC at SDSU. I think he would be a great fit. He's white, maybe African American, great person, great coach. All kinds of recruiting ties.
by sockpuppet
January 20th, 2015, 11:29 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Seth
Replies: 19
Views: 1452

Re: Seth

Some have suggested we hire a black skinned coach to help with recruiting by showing recruits that Logan is friendly to people of African descent. Hiring Seth Greenberg would go a long way in cleaning up our image within the Jewish community.
by sockpuppet
December 20th, 2014, 4:36 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: 30 Wins in 3 Seasons!
Replies: 22
Views: 1168

30 Wins in 3 Seasons!

Including 3 straight bowl victories. Now is the great day of our power. We reign from Albuquerque to the ends of the earth (Provo). There is none who dares to molest or make afraid. Circle your calendar for December 5, 2015 when we will be hosting the MWCCG.
by sockpuppet
December 12th, 2014, 12:01 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Just lost Kareem Coles
Replies: 27
Views: 1930

Re: Just lost Kareem Coles

What a flake!! He made a commitment, he should have stuck it out. All those promises he made and he is just breaking them without a second thought. (Am I doing this right?) You should probably add something about his future wife. I was thinking the same thing. If he can't keep this commitment then ...
by sockpuppet
December 12th, 2014, 8:18 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Jalen Davis
Replies: 2
Views: 689

Re: Jalen Davis

The future is bright for this young man. Let's hope he doesn't leave early to the NFL or Smokin' Joe will really give him a piece of his mind.
by sockpuppet
December 10th, 2014, 6:13 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: GA to Oregon State
Replies: 243
Views: 10820

Re: GA to Oregon State

Smokin Joe wrote:If I am Stacy Anderson and GA starts telling me how much he loves me, I'd be highly, highly anxious because a sort of infidelity seems to consistently follow right on the heels of such pronouncements from GA.

There's a word that aptly describes the emotion you're feeling right now. Envy.
by sockpuppet
December 3rd, 2014, 6:59 pm
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Did you notice there were very few
Replies: 7
Views: 888

Re: Did you notice there were very few

Replace BYU fans with African Americans and you'd realize how racist you all sound.
by sockpuppet
December 3rd, 2014, 11:50 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Clueless
Replies: 8
Views: 796

Re: Clueless

I can't comment more on this article, but if you all feel like it, the stupid Zoobs are putting Collete down for swearing... Wish I could post a link on there for JD https://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=272&sid=32594263&comments=true I wonder how many baptisms will come out of last night's game. The w...
by sockpuppet
October 4th, 2014, 9:38 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Best of luck entering your conference schedule BYU...
Replies: 3
Views: 348

Re: Best of luck entering your conference schedule BYU...

The only conference schedule BYU has begins and ends this weekend with 10 hours of being told what to do. Last night was great prep for them, in that regard. And the only bowl they get at the end of it is a bowl of ice cream.
by sockpuppet
September 26th, 2014, 8:30 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: With a bye week will CK be able to get healthy enough
Replies: 98
Views: 5310

Re: With a bye week will CK be able to get healthy enough

I hope he can get back out there. I feel like each week he doesn't play, he's falling further and further behind in the Heisman race.
by sockpuppet
September 19th, 2014, 12:41 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Bronco tell tales
Replies: 16
Views: 1722

Re: Bronco tell tales

Bronco, are you honest in your dealings with your fellowmen?
by sockpuppet
August 31st, 2014, 11:02 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: I'll say it again
Replies: 111
Views: 12395

Re: I'll say it again

Tennessee is the 4th-5th best opponent on a really bad schedule. Call it coach speak or whatever but they're QB situation is not shaping up while our secondary looks to be. After what this D did against Carr, NUI, Fales, Smith, Grayson, and USC these are the benemoths they have to prepare for: http...
by sockpuppet
May 19th, 2014, 7:24 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: BYU, Big 12 and in-state recruiting: what happens?
Replies: 29
Views: 1852

Re: BYU, Big 12 and in-state recruiting: what happens?

If you're LDS and you pay attention to the Church's advertising at all, you know that there has been a very aggressive effort in recent years to try to brand the LDS Church as a mainstream Christian denomination. And apparently the Church's leadership believes that playing against the other "Christ...
by sockpuppet
January 26th, 2014, 12:10 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Anyone in vegas want to put in a bet?
Replies: 12
Views: 701

Re: Anyone in vegas want to put in a bet?

Are you going to collect your money via wire or go collect it in person. $hit-head.
by sockpuppet
December 31st, 2013, 9:35 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Shaw's suspension minus the BS
Replies: 21
Views: 1963

Re: Shaw's suspension minus the BS

Aside from Shaw violating team rules, NCAA rules, and Utah legal rules...I'd say Shaw's biggest error was smoking pot with an obvious rookie who had no idea how to manage her buzz.
by sockpuppet
December 9th, 2013, 9:33 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Fresno Fans last night
Replies: 22
Views: 1658

Re: Fresno Fans last night

I wouldn't call it redneck. It is a high crime, dangerous, violent town with a significant population of very sociopathic people. Lots and lots of gang activity there. No doubt there are some good people too, but more than its share of bad too. You need to understand: Kalifornia is rapidly becoming...
by sockpuppet
December 8th, 2013, 7:28 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: Pretty crazy that USU lost that one
Replies: 20
Views: 1651

Re: Pretty crazy that USU lost that one

Our 22 year olds may suck at playing a game. But I, for one Aggie, am confident and satisfied enough with my life that I'm not going immediately to a non rivals message board to comment about a game that my team didn't play in.
by sockpuppet
November 18th, 2013, 8:50 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: A good hedge bet opportunity
Replies: 8
Views: 679

Re: A good hedge bet opportunity

rAggie wrote:This, my friends, is called The Emotional Hedge. Use it carefully, but don't be afraid to use it.

Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
My only advice with The Emotional Hedge is to never include Alcohol in the Equation.
by sockpuppet
October 9th, 2013, 10:35 am
Forum: Stew's Spectrum (Aggie Basketball)
Topic: BYU game on BYUTV
Replies: 75
Views: 5601

Re: BYU game on BYUTV

Seeing as how a majority of Aggie fans donate money to fund this particular TV station, we should be thrilled that our team is finally being televised on it.
by sockpuppet
October 8th, 2013, 1:30 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Manumaleuna Classless
Replies: 118
Views: 9966

Re: Manumaleuna Classless

I think we've established that Manumaleuna is an a-hole. Our team probably has one or 2 as well. Let's move on.
by sockpuppet
October 2nd, 2013, 1:54 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: BYU Marching Band
Replies: 42
Views: 2518

Re: BYU Marching Band

I am pretty sure Janice Kapp Perrty wrote that awful fight song. It makes me want to puke. I hope we don't have to hear it more than once. Shutout! The song was composed by Clyde D. Sandgren . Anecdote: The lyrics, as sung at BYU events, were altered from the original version sometime in the 1990s ...
by sockpuppet
September 30th, 2013, 9:09 am
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: BYU Look-Alikes
Replies: 51
Views: 6445

Re: BYU Look-Alikes

Brigham Young's Roster:
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Brigham Young's Roster:
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by sockpuppet
September 28th, 2013, 8:02 pm
Forum: Merlin Olsen Field (Aggie Football)
Topic: Wyoming not that good
Replies: 22
Views: 1348

Re: Wyoming not that good

At least you're not criticizing our team. I'll take it!