Bougar Humor

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Bougar Humor

Post by USU78 » October 2nd, 2018, 4:37 pm

From our recent past:

It begins with:
Two guys are using the restroom. First guy finishes and heads over to the sink where he begins washing his hands. When the second guy finishes he heads straight for the exit. "Wait a minute," says the first guy. "Aren't you going to wash your hands? At BYU they teach us that we should always wash our hands after we use the bathroom." "Interesting," quips the second fellow. "At Utah State we know better than to piss on our hands."
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You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Re: Bougar Humor

Post by USU78 » October 2nd, 2018, 4:46 pm

One Ton Tomato

(To the tune of Guantanamera: written and performed by the late great Randy Olsen from Sunset, everybody's favorite insurance guy, a great Aggie and a great friend)

One ton tomato!
My girl's a one ton tomato!
One tone tomato!
My girl's a one ton tomato!

(guitar player hums the melody while his partner says)

Yes, my girl's a one ton tomato. Two thousand pounds of love.

The first time I met her she was sitting on the Golden Gate Bridge. The wind in her hair. Her feet ... dangling in the water.

She had blue eyes. One blew this way < The other blew that way >

When she sat around the house ... she sat ... around the house.

(ad nauseum until the chorus comes around again)

One ton tomato!
My girl's a one ton tomato!
One tone tomato!
My girl's a one ton tomato!


You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Re: Bougar Humor

Post by USU78 » October 2nd, 2018, 5:04 pm

For the academically inclined, take a look at Box 4 in this collection by USU folklore scholars:

http://archiveswest.orbiscascade.org/ark:/80444/xv83386


You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Re: Bougar Humor

Post by NavyBlueAggie » October 2nd, 2018, 6:09 pm

Box 4, folders 1 through 13..... I had no idea these were available. Thanks 78



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Re: Bougar Humor

Post by WAaggieFan » October 2nd, 2018, 10:11 pm

1. I’m disappointed I couldn’t click on box 4 jokes and read them.

2. That was one of the best threads ever on the board.

3. It’s a pity it’s locked and can’t be revived to add more jokes.


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Re: Bougar Humor

Post by treesap32 » October 3rd, 2018, 12:57 pm

Old thread is revived: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=33952



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