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Captain Craig Smith

Post by thansen » November 28th, 2018, 8:25 am

Tweets from Captain Craig F. Smith

https://twitter.com/CaptCraigSmith?ref_ ... ans.com%2F

I really like the most recent one.

"The army known as the Utes continue to claim superiority over the Aggie people, yet despite our proximity they refuse to meet both Capt. Wells and I on the battlefield. The boasting is without merit and the cowardice most perplexing."



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by AGGIEinIOWA » November 28th, 2018, 8:41 am

These are pretty funny and clever.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by flying_scotsman2.0 » November 28th, 2018, 8:46 am

Love it



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Jjoey53 » November 28th, 2018, 9:56 am

That guy is a hoot, love it.


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Re: Captain Craig Smith

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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by thansen » November 28th, 2018, 10:15 am

This is plagiarism at it's finest. I'll take it.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by AgMac » November 28th, 2018, 11:19 am

:golfclap: :golfclap: :golfclap: Well done. Very enjoyable!



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by TheAKAggie » November 28th, 2018, 1:04 pm

So mad this isnโ€™t me.


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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by BioAggie » November 28th, 2018, 2:49 pm

:notworthy:



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by USU78 » November 28th, 2018, 3:38 pm

Texted this to my stepsons, pukies all. Here was their response:

"R***, we don't have time for this ... we have a pac 12 championship game to prepare for. Please respect our privacy."

Still laughing.


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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by treesap32 » November 28th, 2018, 6:27 pm

Pure comedy gold. I've loved every tweet. Better than CaptainAndrewLuck if you ask me.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by bluegrouse » November 29th, 2018, 10:35 am

Laughed right out today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚




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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by El Sapo » November 29th, 2018, 5:03 pm

bluegrouse wrote: โ†‘
November 29th, 2018, 10:35 am
Laughed right out today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Pure entertainment. I love it.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by rAggie » November 29th, 2018, 11:32 pm

So very good.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Olderthandirt » November 30th, 2018, 12:25 am

So Funny. "The cowardice most perplexing" is my favorite.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Smokin Joe » December 1st, 2018, 9:34 pm

Coach Smith is awesome!



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by hipsterdoofus21 » December 1st, 2018, 11:57 pm

Is this really Coach Smith writing these?



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by ProvoAggie » December 1st, 2018, 11:58 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote:Is this really Coach Smith writing these?
That would be amazing but no.

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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by bluegrouse » December 2nd, 2018, 12:00 am

Thatโ€™s about the only thing that would make Smith even better.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by hipsterdoofus21 » December 2nd, 2018, 12:02 am

I didn't think it was, but some of the comments by others made me wonder if I was in the wrong.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Miguk Aggie » December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am

Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by ususports » December 2nd, 2018, 5:51 am

Miguk Aggie wrote: โ†‘
December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am
Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.
What?!



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Blitz79 » December 2nd, 2018, 7:50 am

Miguk Aggie wrote: โ†‘
December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am
Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.
You are just being naughty. Santa comes to my house every year.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by bluegrouse » December 4th, 2018, 12:50 am



Bloody brilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by RigAggie » December 4th, 2018, 2:27 pm

My favorite:

"We have intercepted an enemy scout on his route home to Provo. The boy said he believes us to be nothing more than backwoods Ogden farmers. His idea of comedy is nothing more than pitiful buffoonery."



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by WAAggie » December 4th, 2018, 10:32 pm

Some one is keyed into the rhetoric. BYU fans reference to Ogden is a cougar board orgasmic joke for them.


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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Aggieiester » December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm

I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by AGinNEIowa » December 5th, 2018, 7:23 am

Aggieiester wrote: โ†‘
December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm
I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.
was it as good as Knute Lombardi? That was some great writing.



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by El Sapo » December 7th, 2018, 11:07 am

Aggieiester wrote: โ†‘
December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm
I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.
:thumbsup: If I remember correctly he would talk about chance meetings /conversations over adult beverages with coaches / administrators etc., in Franklin at the bar, or canoeing with a shirtless school president and a cooler of beer at 1st dam, or some other local hotspot? hahahahah I'm cracking up just thinking about it



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Re: Captain Craig Smith

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Re: Captain Craig Smith

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Re: Captain Craig Smith

Post by Miguk Aggie » January 20th, 2019, 2:00 am

The latest entries of Captain Smith are excellent.



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