College Admission Cheating Scandal

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College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by FireAg » March 13th, 2019, 8:41 pm

My sister bought me a Mountain Dew to help my nephew fill out his admission application to USU. He got in. Should I be worried?



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by LKGates » March 13th, 2019, 8:42 pm

FireAg wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 8:41 pm
My sister bought me a Mountain Dew to help my nephew fill out his admission application to USU. He got in. Should I be worried?
I don't know. Will he be the coxswain on the crew team?


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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by BearLakeMonster » March 13th, 2019, 9:48 pm

Dude! This is how the Deep State gets perpetuated!

Leftist Hollywood elites pay millions in bribes too have their kids indoctrinated by the liberal education establishment so they can be fast-tracked into government jobs to enforce oppressive bureaucratic policies without any congressional oversight or public accountability.

I hope it was one of those Baja Blast dews because you're toast.


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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by FireAg » March 13th, 2019, 9:51 pm

LKGates wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 8:42 pm
FireAg wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 8:41 pm
My sister bought me a Mountain Dew to help my nephew fill out his admission application to USU. He got in. Should I be worried?
I don't know. Will he be the coxswain on the crew team?
That what his athletic profile says.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by LKGates » March 13th, 2019, 11:21 pm

FireAg wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 9:51 pm
LKGates wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 8:42 pm
FireAg wrote:
March 13th, 2019, 8:41 pm
My sister bought me a Mountain Dew to help my nephew fill out his admission application to USU. He got in. Should I be worried?
I don't know. Will he be the coxswain on the crew team?
That what his athletic profile says.
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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by NVAggie » March 14th, 2019, 7:39 am

I hope you enjoyed that Dew. They don't have it in prison.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by aggies22 » March 14th, 2019, 7:49 am

NVAggie wrote:
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I hope you enjoyed that Dew. They don't have it in prison.
Sure they dew. Especially at the federal white collar crime Hiltons like the one him and Lori Laughlin (Aunt Becky) will go to.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by NVAggie » March 14th, 2019, 7:53 am

So can we call Aunt Becky a "Thug" now?



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by aggies22 » March 14th, 2019, 9:59 am

NVAggie wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 7:53 am
So can we call Aunt Becky a "Thug" now?
We can after she does six months and has to shank someone.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by USU78 » March 14th, 2019, 10:09 am

aggies22 wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 9:59 am
NVAggie wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 7:53 am
So can we call Aunt Becky a "Thug" now?
We can after she does six months and has to shank someone.
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You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by aggies22 » March 14th, 2019, 10:09 am

USU78 wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 10:09 am
aggies22 wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 9:59 am
NVAggie wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 7:53 am
So can we call Aunt Becky a "Thug" now?
We can after she does six months and has to shank someone.
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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by brownjeans » March 14th, 2019, 10:22 am

Things I've learned from this:
  • Parents are relentless and insidious in the lengths to which they will go in their helicoptering and lawnmowing their child through life.
  • Lori Laughlin is aging well.
  • I always thought, "I bet there's some lazy rich kid who would pay me to pose as him and take all his classes, tests, and do his homework." Yes there is that lazy rich kid, and many of them. But I thought they'd want to hide it from their parents. Nope, their parents will pay you and hide it from their kids!
  • Stanford has a sailing coach?
  • I always thought people care an insane amount what other people think - I totally underestimated how much.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by NVAggie » March 14th, 2019, 10:30 am

aggies22 wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 9:59 am
NVAggie wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 7:53 am
So can we call Aunt Becky a "Thug" now?
We can after she does six months and has to shank someone.
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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by FireAg » March 14th, 2019, 10:30 pm

Maybe Aunt Becky will be my cell mate for a year or two. I can think of worse things.



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Re: College Admission Cheating Scandal

Post by LKGates » March 15th, 2019, 12:32 am

FireAg wrote:
March 14th, 2019, 10:30 pm
Maybe Aunt Becky will be my cell mate for a year or two. I can think of worse things.
Or your cell mate thinks you look like Aunt Becky for a year or two. I can't think of worse things.


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