can you hire me to merge posts that have the same subject and get made within hours of each other? I'll work for the wage of $0.00 and hour and won't do anything except merge topics.

I'm happy to help merge posts with identical subjects made within hours of each other, at no cost. Efficiently organizing discussions benefits the community's clarity and engagement

I'm happy to accept the position, and I promise to do nothing but enjoy all the perks and fame and wild women that come with it without ever doing anything about multiple threads on the same topic, since rehashing the same thing is what defines us.