NOW let's have some fun at BYU's expense

3rdGenAggie · Post by **3rdGenAggie** » September 30th, 2013, 6:34 pm

Aggiesun wrote:
+7 for the approximate number of times I've heard those exact words. I've even tried to avoid those people in my life.

Did you go to Utah State because you don't like to pray?

freakboy · Post by **freakboy** » September 30th, 2013, 6:53 pm

Aglicious wrote:
freakboy wrote:I wish somebody would have saved that youtube video "Make way for BYU". It was cringeworthy.
Oh I saved it my man! It is in my vault of cherished cringe worthy items and I went ahead and made it available to the whole world again just for you. Make sure to have your puke bags handy.....

[youtube][/youtube]

Aglicious, you rule. That* is the best thing I've heard all week!

*"that" refers to the news that you saved it, not to the actual singing in the video.

-----edit-------
I just noticed that you've had it posted for the past 3 years! IN fact, 3 years to the day!

Post by **ProvoAggie** » September 30th, 2013, 7:03 pm

freakboy wrote:
Aglicious wrote:
freakboy wrote:I wish somebody would have saved that youtube video "Make way for BYU". It was cringeworthy.
Oh I saved it my man! It is in my vault of cherished cringe worthy items and I went ahead and made it available to the whole world again just for you. Make sure to have your puke bags handy.....

[youtube][/youtube]
Aglicious, you rule. That* is the best thing I've heard all week!

*"that" refers to the news that you saved it, not to the actual singing in the video.

-----edit-------
I just noticed that you've had it posted for the past 3 years! IN fact, 3 years to the day!

I'm pretty sure that even though it was on there, it was disabled. The one comment from 3 years ago is from me but I thought the video was lost. I looked for it several times.

isrred · Post by **isrred** » September 30th, 2013, 7:07 pm

mr swaggie wrote: AHHHH SO HOMOPHOBIC
that is the worst thing I've ever seen.

The most ironic thing is that despite the excessive homophobia of their fans and byu itself (the honor code), as a gay man I can definitively say that byu is BY FAR the gayest school in the state of Utah. And it's not even close. SO. MUCH. GAY.

jackmormon · Post by **jackmormon** » September 30th, 2013, 7:10 pm

Servo wrote:
AndroidAggie wrote:I also think that "The Lord's University" isn't real either.
Given the nature of the youtube channel hosting it, it probably is real.

Exactly. Every video there is either pro BYU or anti Utah. It also has over 7,000 likes on Facebook.

Empire of Dirt · Post by **Empire of Dirt** » September 30th, 2013, 7:12 pm

AndroidAggie wrote:I'm pretty sure the second video was done on purpose, like for fun or something.

I also think that "The Lord's University" isn't real either.

I just can't be convinced that people are that disconnected.

Android, please reference the video that I posted earlier in this thread.

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Dwigt · Post by **Dwigt** » September 30th, 2013, 8:26 pm

I think someone, or a group of people need to print out a bunch of these

fill them out and hand them out to any BYU fan that does anything wrong while at the game.

NorCalAggie · Post by **NorCalAggie** » September 30th, 2013, 8:48 pm

mr swaggie · Post by **mr swaggie** » September 30th, 2013, 9:37 pm

isrred wrote:
mr swaggie wrote: AHHHH SO HOMOPHOBIC
that is the worst thing I've ever seen.
The most ironic thing is that despite the excessive homophobia of their fans and byu itself (the honor code), as a gay man I can definitively say that byu is BY FAR the gayest school in the state of Utah. And it's not even close. SO. MUCH. GAY.

That's how it goes isn't it? People scared by the truth try to hide it by trashing it.

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » September 30th, 2013, 9:44 pm

Re: The folks who truly believe BYU is the Lord's University:

hipsterdoofus21 · Post by **hipsterdoofus21** » September 30th, 2013, 9:49 pm

AndroidAggie wrote:Re: The folks who truly believe BYU is the Lord's University:

Is that Greg Wrubell after the rivalry game this year?

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » September 30th, 2013, 9:58 pm

Only if we win.

iHeartAggiettes · Post by **iHeartAggiettes** » September 30th, 2013, 10:06 pm

after seeing all those youtubes...

thank Heavenly Father Im an AGGIE!!

Post by **treesap32** » October 1st, 2013, 8:08 am

Dwigt wrote:I think someone, or a group of people need to print out a bunch of these

fill them out and hand them out to any BYU fan that does anything wrong while at the game.

LOL!! I never knew that existed. Here's a larger, printable image.

http://signaturebookslibrary.org/wp-con ... ds/204.jpg

I'm surprised they don't list: "wearing flip flops on campus", "urinating in the dorm of the opposite sex", "curfew", "tank tops", "drinking caffeinated coke"

And perhaps they should have a special "athletes" card with other categories such as:

"strip clubs", "prostitution" "gang rape", "champagne", "assault at Beto's", "impregnation"

Empire of Dirt · Post by **Empire of Dirt** » October 1st, 2013, 8:30 am

Wait? That is a real thing? Come on? Really? College students use these? Seriously?

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Zaggie07 · Post by **Zaggie07** » October 1st, 2013, 8:45 am

I want to know why they are asking for SSN# on that form. Seriously?!

Post by **treesap32** » October 1st, 2013, 10:33 am

It was from several years ago, but has now been "retired". I'm guessing SSN was used as a student identifier back then. Just like it was at USU when I started there in the mid 00's.

AGNUMPI · Post by **AGNUMPI** » October 1st, 2013, 11:04 am

Dwigt wrote:I think someone, or a group of people need to print out a bunch of these

fill them out and hand them out to any BYU fan that does anything wrong while at the game.

http://youtu.be/fugGUgvtbO4

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » October 1st, 2013, 11:08 am

@Empire of Dirt

That is exactly how I feel about the YouTube videos celebrating BYU's status as the Lord's University.

"This isn't real, right?!"

Servo · Post by **Servo** » October 1st, 2013, 11:10 am

[youtube][/youtube]

aceofspadeskb · Post by **aceofspadeskb** » October 1st, 2013, 11:40 am

[youtube][/youtube]

Apparently it's okay with the honor code to douse BYU coeds with water and take their pictures.

UtahCanKissMyA · Post by **UtahCanKissMyA** » October 1st, 2013, 11:48 am

Servo wrote:download/file.php?id=1750&mode=view

This might be my favorite thing in this thread. Going to email it to my relatives that are yBu fans. Well that and the zoob doing the Aladdin song.

Socrates2121 · Post by **Socrates2121** » October 1st, 2013, 11:54 am

Are we still looking for BYU's theme song?

[youtube][/youtube]

dyedblue · Post by **dyedblue** » October 1st, 2013, 11:56 am

Alright everyone, time to apologize.

BYU has been playing so crappy this year because the players all know that is the only way they'll get any boos!

BigBlueDart · Post by **BigBlueDart** » October 1st, 2013, 6:06 pm

aceofspadeskb wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Apparently it's okay with the honor code to douse BYU coeds with water and take their pictures.

This was actually pretty cool. Very neat photography. I'm not seeing a double standard in this.

Postiez · Post by **Postiez** » October 1st, 2013, 7:30 pm

aceofspadeskb wrote:

Apparently it's okay with the honor code to douse BYU coeds with water and take their pictures.

Just like how filming pornography is legal but prostitution is illegal.

This was actually pretty cool. Very neat photography. I'm not seeing a double standard in this.

I think it's just a joke and not an actual critique of BYU.

Gretsch · Post by **Gretsch** » October 1st, 2013, 7:52 pm

It is weird to me that using the bathroom in the opposite genders dorm is bad, but assisting with a shoot where you are dosing the gymnasts with water while they show off their flexibility isn't.

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Empire of Dirt · Post by **Empire of Dirt** » October 1st, 2013, 8:01 pm

Don't try and make sense of the honor code, you will hurt your brain.

Blue Away · Post by **Blue Away** » October 1st, 2013, 8:03 pm

Empire of Dirt wrote:Wait? That is a real thing? Come on? Really? College students use these? Seriously?

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After I stopped laughing, that was my exact thought. This is real, in 2013?

Coffee ( ) Tea ( ) {Oolong ( ) Red Zinger ( ) Red Rose* ( ) ... . * Please turn in little ceramic animal that came free in the box of tea bags to the Dean of ( ) Men ( ) Women}.

Holy cheese!

JonnyCienPesos · Post by **JonnyCienPesos** » October 1st, 2013, 9:58 pm

I can't even believe this.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/messag ... d=11317748

Unreal.

tjensen_25 · Post by **tjensen_25** » October 1st, 2013, 10:09 pm

JonnyCienPesos wrote:I can't even believe this.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/messag ... d=11317748

Unreal.

Someone needs to capitalize on this. I can't pull it off.

crazywookie · Post by **crazywookie** » October 1st, 2013, 11:35 pm

tjensen_25 wrote:
JonnyCienPesos wrote:I can't even believe this.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/messag ... d=11317748

Unreal.
Someone needs to capitalize on this. I can't pull it off.

Neither can I it would hurt my eyes looking at the horrible format.

QuackAttackAggie · Post by **QuackAttackAggie** » October 1st, 2013, 11:56 pm

JonnyCienPesos wrote:I can't even believe this.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/messag ... d=11317748

Unreal.

Isn't there a rule on this? I declare it classy.

Gretsch · Post by **Gretsch** » October 2nd, 2013, 12:05 am

QuackAttackAggie wrote:
JonnyCienPesos wrote:I can't even believe this.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/messag ... d=11317748

Unreal.
Isn't there a rule on this? I declare it classy.

I am flabbergasted. To think, some RSL fans tainted the purity that is the field of competition by throwing streamers. I mean...my stars...heaven to betsy. You would never see a BYU fan act with such unabashed indecency and classlessness. For the Lords sake, there is a line.

Yensidr · Post by **Yensidr** » October 2nd, 2013, 10:40 am

I'm a little surprised someone hasn't posted the clip of the officials leaving last week's game right in that thread

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