Let Me Set the Record Straight

SLB · Post by **SLB** » March 31st, 2024, 6:24 am

ineptimusprime wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 8:31 pm
aggies22 if you go USUBLUE and ghost us I will hunt you down.

Justin Bean

dogie · Post by **dogie** » March 31st, 2024, 8:12 am

flying_scotsman2.0 wrote: ↑
March 30th, 2024, 9:49 pm

GameFAQSAggie wrote: ↑
March 30th, 2024, 8:44 pm

aggieguy13 wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:58 pm

OrangeCountyAggie wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:46 pm

Hoot wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:13 pm
Someday we need an aggies22 tell all. If only there were a member of this site with a social media platform we could do something like that on…
I second this! A few things I'd like to know:

1. What really caused Gary to "resign."
2. What did Chukie do wrong?
3. What does Bobby Wagner have against Hartwell?
4. Why was Dyruea hired over the other big names?
5. What did TD say or do to offend David Collette?
6. How checked out was Stew his last few years?
7. What did Cockett actually say about Mormons?
8. When will the Spectrum get replaced?
9. Who is the biggest doner nobody knows about?
10. Was Reily Nelson actually recruited by byu on his mission?
11. What kinds of shaddy sh*t does byu get away with?

Just a few questions off the top of my head.
Not to spoil 22's book but I once asked one of Riley's mission companions if BYU was recruiting him on his mission and he confirmed that they were.
I'll add that regarding #5, Collette didn't like the way Duryea ran practices. They would be learning a new play, do something wrong and he would start everything over.
I knew Collette personally, and I think this was a bull**** excuse. He was lazy, first of all. Couldn't make his way up to the gym during the summer to shoot a couple hundred shots every day like the staff requested. He mentioned he went up there maybe once or twice the summer before he bailed. He and his family were big U fans. I don't think that ever changed and it was basically his dream to play there. Not defending Duryea and his practices, but David Collette was definitely U bound if given the chance regardless.

I don’t know why Collette left, but a member of the athletics department told me why the players quit last spring and left the Aggies with no returning points. Does anyone on this board realize that there were no returning points on this team?

Now that Sprinkle has moved on to a new job, my source has given me permission to share this. Many of you will be surprised that Sprinkle alienated so many so quickly and unnecessarily. It should be interesting to see if this repeats itself this spring at UW.

Anyway, here is what Sprinkle did to drive away all of the players (in alphabetical order):

Ashworth - “Sprinkle eats peas one at a time”
Bairstow - “Sprinkle eats candy bars with a knife”
Dorius - “Sprinkle has man hands”
Eytle-Rock - “Sprinkle wouldn’t eat a slice of apple pie.”
Hamoda - “Sprinkle uses exclamation points indiscriminately”
Jones - “Sprinkle thought Rylan had experienced too many concussions”
Odom - “Connor didn’t want Sprinkle to know that he watches Melrose Place”
Shulga - “Sprinkle is a soft talker”
Zapala - “Sprinkle is a grease monkey”

Some of the seniors could have appealed for an extra year of eligibility, but decided to end their college careers after meeting Sorinkle:

Akin - “Sprinkle fell asleep during Hamilton”
Funk - “Sprinkle cried too much when he dropped an Aggie dog”

Johnson was a little irritated that Sprinkle wears only one outfit, and Falslev wasn’t happy that Sprinkle doesn’t respect wood. But both overlooked their concerns to stay in their home state.

Don’t get me started on why the assistant coaches left, but it has something to do with tan Dockers and a commercial that Sprinkle thinks rings true.

Calhoun, in contrast, is so bald and so quirky and funny that I expect him to connect immediately with the players currently on the roster.

Pacobag · Post by **Pacobag** » March 31st, 2024, 8:22 am

dogie wrote: ↑
March 31st, 2024, 8:12 am

flying_scotsman2.0 wrote: ↑
March 30th, 2024, 9:49 pm

GameFAQSAggie wrote: ↑
March 30th, 2024, 8:44 pm

aggieguy13 wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:58 pm

OrangeCountyAggie wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:46 pm

Hoot wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 4:13 pm
Someday we need an aggies22 tell all. If only there were a member of this site with a social media platform we could do something like that on…
I second this! A few things I'd like to know:

1. What really caused Gary to "resign."
2. What did Chukie do wrong?
3. What does Bobby Wagner have against Hartwell?
4. Why was Dyruea hired over the other big names?
5. What did TD say or do to offend David Collette?
6. How checked out was Stew his last few years?
7. What did Cockett actually say about Mormons?
8. When will the Spectrum get replaced?
9. Who is the biggest doner nobody knows about?
10. Was Reily Nelson actually recruited by byu on his mission?
11. What kinds of shaddy sh*t does byu get away with?

Just a few questions off the top of my head.
Not to spoil 22's book but I once asked one of Riley's mission companions if BYU was recruiting him on his mission and he confirmed that they were.
I'll add that regarding #5, Collette didn't like the way Duryea ran practices. They would be learning a new play, do something wrong and he would start everything over.
I knew Collette personally, and I think this was a bull**** excuse. He was lazy, first of all. Couldn't make his way up to the gym during the summer to shoot a couple hundred shots every day like the staff requested. He mentioned he went up there maybe once or twice the summer before he bailed. He and his family were big U fans. I don't think that ever changed and it was basically his dream to play there. Not defending Duryea and his practices, but David Collette was definitely U bound if given the chance regardless.
I don’t know why Collette left, but a member of the athletics department told me why the players quit last spring and left the Aggies with no returning points. Does anyone on this board realize that there were no returning points on this team?

Now that Sprinkle has moved on to a new job, my source has given me permission to share this. Many of you will be surprised that Sprinkle alienated so many so quickly and unnecessarily. It should be interesting to see if this repeats itself this spring at UW.

Anyway, here is what Sprinkle did to drive away all of the players (in alphabetical order):

Ashworth - “Sprinkle eats peas one at a time”
Bairstow - “Sprinkle eats candy bars with a knife”
Dorius - “Sprinkle has man hands”
Eytle-Rock - “Sprinkle wouldn’t eat a slice of apple pie.”
Hamoda - “Sprinkle uses exclamation points indiscriminately”
Jones - “Sprinkle thought Rylan had experienced too many concussions”
Odom - “Connor didn’t want Sprinkle to know that he watches Melrose Place”
Shulga - “Sprinkle is a soft talker”
Zapala - “Sprinkle is a grease monkey”

Some of the seniors could have appealed for an extra year of eligibility, but decided to end their college careers after meeting Sorinkle:

Akin - “Sprinkle fell asleep during Hamilton”
Funk - “Sprinkle cried too much when he dropped an Aggie dog”

Johnson was a little irritated that Sprinkle wears only one outfit, and Falslev wasn’t happy that Sprinkle doesn’t respect wood. But both overlooked their concerns to stay in their home state.

Don’t get me started on why the assistant coaches left, but it has something to do with tan Dockers.

Calhoun, in contrast, is so bald and so quirky and funny that I expect him to connect immediately with the players currently on the roster.

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » March 31st, 2024, 1:55 pm

how do you eat your dessert? with your hands?

Ahbye · Post by **Ahbye** » April 1st, 2024, 12:29 am

Sl7vk wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 10:31 pm
Aggies22.
I owe you several beers at the next USU tailgate. DM me for details, and don’t let the bastards get you down.

You may want to rethink the tailgate beers. Apparently there's some anomalies and confusion in the definitions of alcoholic beverages in Utah Code 32B-1-102. Seems like there is a possibility that universities around the state have been allowing liquor in the parking lots, when they should have only allowed beer. Someone checked and the state has defined liquor and beer as the same thing. (I didn't believe it until I read the definitions in the code ) Sure enough, they're the same. This is what happens when people who don't drink write the laws.

April Fools. Pretty sad I couldn't write something like that and leave it all day, but some of y'all got so dependent on that alcohol during the bad years that a handful of you would have called Athletics to complain that they were taking it away and there'd have been hell to pay. But if you want to see a head scratcher, read the definitions in the code. Bizarre.

DreadPirateRoberts · Post by **DreadPirateRoberts** » April 1st, 2024, 12:21 pm

Has anyone checked in on @aggies22 and @aggies22wife ? Are they OK?

mike1126 · Post by **mike1126** » April 1st, 2024, 12:39 pm

DreadPirateRoberts wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:21 pm
Has anyone checked in on @aggies22 and @aggies22wife ? Are they OK?

Probably pissed off. What went on last week in the forums was just crazy. There's a few people who needed to chill out, and let the hiring process take place. The scariest word in the English language is "now", its also the most expensive word in the English language.

LarryTheAggie · Post by **LarryTheAggie** » April 1st, 2024, 12:43 pm

mike1126 wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:39 pm

DreadPirateRoberts wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:21 pm
Has anyone checked in on @aggies22 and @aggies22wife ? Are they OK?
Probably pissed off. What went on last week in the forums was just crazy. There's a few people who needed to chill out, and let the hiring process take place. The scariest word in the English language is "now", its also the most expensive word in the English language.

I think the word your looking for is "love"...

NVAggie · Post by **NVAggie** » April 1st, 2024, 12:49 pm

Just give @aggies22 some space to chill out. I missed most of the craziness, but I would assume a small break isn't a big deal.

hipsterdoofus21 · Post by **hipsterdoofus21** » April 1st, 2024, 1:00 pm

mike1126 wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:39 pm

DreadPirateRoberts wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:21 pm
Has anyone checked in on @aggies22 and @aggies22wife ? Are they OK?
Probably pissed off. What went on last week in the forums was just crazy. There's a few people who needed to chill out, and let the hiring process take place. The scariest word in the English language is "now", its also the most expensive word in the English language.

I would say "torn" is scarier to me.

KissMyAgg · Post by **KissMyAgg** » April 1st, 2024, 3:52 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 1:00 pm

mike1126 wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:39 pm

DreadPirateRoberts wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 12:21 pm
Has anyone checked in on @aggies22 and @aggies22wife ? Are they OK?
Probably pissed off. What went on last week in the forums was just crazy. There's a few people who needed to chill out, and let the hiring process take place. The scariest word in the English language is "now", its also the most expensive word in the English language.
I would say "torn" is scarier to me.

"I Do"

KissMyAgg · Post by **KissMyAgg** » April 1st, 2024, 3:55 pm

aggies22 is still probably upset about the 'you were wrong' thread even though it was a light-hearted post... until some people blew it out of proportion.

cval · Post by **cval** » April 1st, 2024, 3:58 pm

Light hearted or not, you don’t mess with the best source of information you have.

Not a smart move.

KissMyAgg · Post by **KissMyAgg** » April 1st, 2024, 4:15 pm

cval wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 3:58 pm
Light hearted or not, you don’t mess with the best source of information you have.

Not a smart move.

Pfffft.

BioAggie · Post by **BioAggie** » April 1st, 2024, 4:48 pm

The rest of us have the power and leeway of speculation. Because we know nothing, we are allowed to say anything. This board does not need a special day (April1) set aside to make the most ridiculous claims ever, we do this on a daily basis all year long. Most of the time we are able to weed through the crap and identify truth and error, and those statements are usually made with the safety of knowing you aren’t going to get fired from whatever job we hold. Unfortunately 22 has not been granted that space. He has my sympathy.

To maybe solve this imbalance of justice, 22 should make at least 5 misleading statements every day, that way when he says something, we can all experience the emotions of anticipation and curiosity. “Is this his truer or lie?” We will be left with knowing he has told the truth somewhere in his statements, but we won’t know which one until the end. He will be granted the freedom to make a mistake, because we will all know that he is purposefully making mistakes.
This is the greatest part of being an AGGIE! We never know which team is going to show up, the one that could be the possible national champions or the one the could be ranked dead last!

Hoot · Post by **Hoot** » April 1st, 2024, 5:45 pm

KissMyAgg wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 3:55 pm
aggies22 is still probably upset about the 'you were wrong' thread even though it was a light-hearted post... until some people blew it out of proportion.

We have located Hoffman’s burner

KissMyAgg · Post by **KissMyAgg** » April 1st, 2024, 7:31 pm

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm

Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s

ereksonaggie95 · Post by **ereksonaggie95** » April 1st, 2024, 9:29 pm

Yeah, I really don't think that's the real problem here.

Blue Sage · Post by **Blue Sage** » April 1st, 2024, 9:38 pm

AndroidAggie wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm
Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s

Man, this is a ridiculous statement unless it's a weird sort of April Fool's statement. 22 balances a lot of things all at the same time. He has to protect his sources and his ability to get them. That takes trust building. Maybe his best move to protect that ability is to be quiet for a minute. Anything he puts on here is just a blessing for us we don't pay him to do it. I wish we did, I wish there were a way to create a 22 NIL fund. His silence is likely for other purposes don't assume in this case. Listen I have a pretty good idea 22 is still working his leads and is closer than you think. After all, I noticed he liked Ahbye's statement today.

AgTime · Post by **AgTime** » April 1st, 2024, 9:53 pm

Blue Sage wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:38 pm

AndroidAggie wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm
Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s
Man, this is a ridiculous statement unless it's a weird sort of April Fool's statement. 22 balances a lot of things all at the same time. He has to protect his sources and his ability to get them. That takes trust building. Maybe his best move to protect that ability is to be quiet for a minute. Anything he puts on here is just a blessing for us we don't pay him to do it. I wish we did, I wish there were a way to create a 22 NIL fund. His silence is likely for other purposes don't assume in this case. Listen I have a pretty good idea 22 is still working his leads and is closer than you think. After all, I noticed he liked Ahbye's statement today.

He did end his statement with a “/s”…

Aggie formerly in Hawaii · Post by **Aggie formerly in Hawaii** » April 1st, 2024, 10:40 pm

Especially on this holiday people should get the /s

Blue Sage · Post by **Blue Sage** » April 2nd, 2024, 12:47 am

AgTime wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:53 pm

Blue Sage wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:38 pm

AndroidAggie wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm
Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s
Man, this is a ridiculous statement unless it's a weird sort of April Fool's statement. 22 balances a lot of things all at the same time. He has to protect his sources and his ability to get them. That takes trust building. Maybe his best move to protect that ability is to be quiet for a minute. Anything he puts on here is just a blessing for us we don't pay him to do it. I wish we did, I wish there were a way to create a 22 NIL fund. His silence is likely for other purposes don't assume in this case. Listen I have a pretty good idea 22 is still working his leads and is closer than you think. After all, I noticed he liked Ahbye's statement today.
He did end his statement with a “/s”…

那是什么意思？

Blue Sage · Post by **Blue Sage** » April 2nd, 2024, 12:50 am

Aggie formerly in Hawaii wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 10:40 pm
Especially on this holiday people should get the /s

是的，我很笨，你很聪明。Sorry man it's Chinese to me.

Blue Sage · Post by **Blue Sage** » April 2nd, 2024, 12:55 am

Blue Sage wrote: ↑
April 2nd, 2024, 12:47 am

AgTime wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:53 pm

Blue Sage wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:38 pm

AndroidAggie wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm
Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s
Man, this is a ridiculous statement unless it's a weird sort of April Fool's statement. 22 balances a lot of things all at the same time. He has to protect his sources and his ability to get them. That takes trust building. Maybe his best move to protect that ability is to be quiet for a minute. Anything he puts on here is just a blessing for us we don't pay him to do it. I wish we did, I wish there were a way to create a 22 NIL fund. His silence is likely for other purposes don't assume in this case. Listen I have a pretty good idea 22 is still working his leads and is closer than you think. After all, I noticed he liked Ahbye's statement today.
He did end his statement with a “/s”…

ereksonaggie95 · Post by **ereksonaggie95** » April 2nd, 2024, 3:56 am

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » April 2nd, 2024, 7:10 am

I meant that the problem was NOT that aggies22 needs to be able to be "called out" or whatever other hubris driven sense of entitlement baloney people are using to justify the original thread in question

NVAggie · Post by **NVAggie** » April 2nd, 2024, 7:23 am

Is @aggies22 going to confirm that Mason has been contacted by BYU with a big offer?

The Old Bull · Post by **The Old Bull** » April 2nd, 2024, 7:27 am

AgTime wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:53 pm

Blue Sage wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:38 pm

AndroidAggie wrote: ↑
April 1st, 2024, 9:02 pm
Yeah, the problem here is thar aggies22 should have thicker skin... /s
Man, this is a ridiculous statement unless it's a weird sort of April Fool's statement. 22 balances a lot of things all at the same time. He has to protect his sources and his ability to get them. That takes trust building. Maybe his best move to protect that ability is to be quiet for a minute. Anything he puts on here is just a blessing for us we don't pay him to do it. I wish we did, I wish there were a way to create a 22 NIL fund. His silence is likely for other purposes don't assume in this case. Listen I have a pretty good idea 22 is still working his leads and is closer than you think. After all, I noticed he liked Ahbye's statement today.
He did end his statement with a “/s”…

@Blue Sage I had no idea what that meant either.. Actually I didn't... and never would have noticed it... if Ag time hadn't pointed it out above... had I noticed it, my engineer brain probably would have interpreted it as "per second"

I have no social media and spend very little time on online forums and its been 15 years since I took any computer programing courses... so pardon me for my ignorance.

AndroidAggie · Post by **AndroidAggie** » April 2nd, 2024, 9:12 am

nah it's all right. if you didn't know i was being sarcastic it'd be easy to think i was being a twat

Elkaggie · Post by **Elkaggie** » April 2nd, 2024, 10:34 am

If Aggies22 leaves, I leave.

travelingagg · Post by **travelingagg** » April 2nd, 2024, 11:31 am

I trust you, @aggies22 , more than anyone. Keep it up.

YoungBloodAggie · Post by **YoungBloodAggie** » April 2nd, 2024, 12:33 pm

aggies22 wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 1:13 pm
Something somewhere along the line with Tod Kowalczyk changed. I spoke with FOUR non-USU, unrelated sources who were all SURE it was going to be Tod Kowalczyk. Coaches from other schools talk, athletic department people from other schools talk, agents talk, and people talk. I spent nearly 2 days working the phones, DMs, etc. I don't make $hit up. I never have. I don't have the luxury of being anonymous. Between this, the "Aggies22 was wrong" thread, and having Doug Hoffman curse me out and call me names over the phone over the Josh Davis emergency, I'm ready to give this $hit up. File this one under the "Aggies22 was wrong" thread.

First rule of life is to never, ever care what Doug Hoffman thinks of you.

sammyhagar · Post by **sammyhagar** » April 2nd, 2024, 1:09 pm

YoungBloodAggie wrote: ↑
April 2nd, 2024, 12:33 pm

aggies22 wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 1:13 pm
Something somewhere along the line with Tod Kowalczyk changed. I spoke with FOUR non-USU, unrelated sources who were all SURE it was going to be Tod Kowalczyk. Coaches from other schools talk, athletic department people from other schools talk, agents talk, and people talk. I spent nearly 2 days working the phones, DMs, etc. I don't make $hit up. I never have. I don't have the luxury of being anonymous. Between this, the "Aggies22 was wrong" thread, and having Doug Hoffman curse me out and call me names over the phone over the Josh Davis emergency, I'm ready to give this $hit up. File this one under the "Aggies22 was wrong" thread.
First rule of life is to never, ever care what Doug Hoffman thinks of you.

Second rule of life, understand Doug Hoffman is a tool to begin with

USUOPP · Post by **USUOPP** » April 2nd, 2024, 1:36 pm

whiteboykevin wrote: ↑
March 29th, 2024, 1:45 pm
You're probably a great person, I don't know you but sorry you feel like people are mad. I just think it's fair for anyone on here to call out someone that posts and also tweets "100% confirmed" on something that was obviously not 100% and/or. Goes for any other person. It's not that serious.

100% confirmed means that his he has multiple reliable sources telling him the same thing. It dose not mean that things can’t change or that a once reliable source is no longer reliable.

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