Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:40 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Whoa, you know this board.

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:46 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:40 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Whoa, you know this board.

Sorry, I should have added, I can derail a thread faster than hipster

Hoot wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:44 pm

Hi Heathen, I’m Hoot.

I’m four years sober…

Honestly though, I am glad that you have a degree of humility to not try to claim to do anything better than me. No one out-Hoots the Hoot. Just ask your mother.

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:50 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:46 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:40 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Whoa, you know this board.

Sorry, I should have added, I can derail a thread faster than hipster

Who me? I can do a lot in 30 seconds.

Roy McAvoy wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:53 pm

Great post. I just have one question. The sandbox can't be access by someone not signed in so....maybe you really are a dupe account??

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 4:17 pm

Roy McAvoy wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:53 pm

Great post. I just have one question. The sandbox can't be access by someone not signed in so....maybe you really are a dupe account??

Valid point, except that wasn't always the case, I don't think? That fact that '78 is in sandbox is just part of my knowledge base somehow.

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

NVAggie wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 4:38 pm

Nobody pounds a 4Loko in the hot tub like @ViAggie

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

NVAggie wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 4:36 pm

@Roy McAvoy with some major sleuthing right there. Glad to have you back AggieIceCream. I guess your thesis isn't quite done yet.

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 9:39 pm

How do you look in Lycra?

LKGates wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 12:42 am

Stunner! Good to see you bringing some Spirit, Honor, Integrity, and Tradition to the board! So, are you going to be a New Mexico fan now, with Bishop Mendenhall coaching Los Lobos?

• I was a USU athlete in the 90s. We lifted weights in a weight room attached to an orthopedic surgery center adjacent to the track.
  I got hooked on Aggie basketball at a late night ESPN game in 1992 against Rutgers, which we won. I was a big fan of Goodman. I was still in high school and sat in Kimber Hall's seats.
  I remember when the curved road going from Aggie Blvd down to the bottom of Old Main Hill was actually a straight shot steep hill of death down 7th North.
  I have been to the "Nunnery" without being held at gunpoint.
  I know saying the name "Andy Anderson" could trigger PTSD in decades of pre-med and biology students.
  I lived in the same building at University Pines apartments as then Aggie QB and current sports psychology consultant Riley Jensen.
  I hate Jerry Green.
  I have made purchases at 3 separate Al's Sporting Goods locations in Logan.
  I have attended a church meeting at the "Golden Toaster"

NVAggie wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 7:38 am

You're trying too hard. Lurkers starting to post don't try this hard.

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 4:43 am

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 9:39 pm

How do you look in Lycra?

I didn't really know lycra outfits were a thing until I went to our game @AFA in 2013 and sat near some guy in a blue full bodysuit. I was a little scared. It was a hot day, so I knew he was either very committed or entirely nuts. Maybe both. I assume this was you?

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:50 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:46 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:40 pm

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 3:24 pm

Hey, we can probably put this post in the #nobodycares category. I have seen a lot of newly created accounts, including mine. Rather than everyone assume this is a sockpuppet/troll/temporary account, I'll introduce myself.

I am a second generation Aggie and am proud to be currently sponsoring a third generation Aggie. I live in the Northeast because nobody who knows me out west will give me a job and because I want to be as far from BYU as possible (also a second generation BYU hater - it's not personal, BYU is just gross).

I have lurked on this board and its predecessor for over 20-years. Maybe I am having a midlife crisis and since I can't get a motorcycle (the roads here are crap) and can't have an affair (I don't have any game or "rizz," as the kids call it), I'll just create a message board account to communicate online with anonymous fans of my alma mater. A few quick details, in case you care.

I'm crankier than SeldomSeenSmith
I have a better memory than GFA
I have more money than Archie
I drink harder than ViAggie
I'm more optimistic about our roster than SLB
I know more about running back speed than QuackAttackAggie
I've been a fan longer than mcaggie
I pick up the phone more than RGinSLC
I'm smarter than StanfordAggie thinks he is
I spend more time in the Sandbox than USU78

Oh, and no offense to anyone I just mentioned - just having fun. Unless you want to be offended, in which case, go Aggies!

Whoa, you know this board.

Sorry, I should have added, I can derail a thread faster than hipster

Who me? I can do a lot in 30 seconds.

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 8:35 am

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 4:43 am

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 9:39 pm

How do you look in Lycra?

I didn't really know lycra outfits were a thing until I went to our game @AFA in 2013 and sat near some guy in a blue full bodysuit. I was a little scared. It was a hot day, so I knew he was either very committed or entirely nuts. Maybe both. I assume this was you?

Oooooooooooohhhhh! It's jackmormon!

ViAggie wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 9:24 am

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 8:35 am

Heathen wrote: ↑

April 3rd, 2024, 4:43 am

BigBlueDart wrote: ↑

April 2nd, 2024, 9:39 pm

How do you look in Lycra?

I didn't really know lycra outfits were a thing until I went to our game @AFA in 2013 and sat near some guy in a blue full bodysuit. I was a little scared. It was a hot day, so I knew he was either very committed or entirely nuts. Maybe both. I assume this was you?

Oooooooooooohhhhh! It's jackmormon!

RIP Jack