(NAR) Zach Wilson truly loves cougars

slcagg · Post by **slcagg** » July 13th, 2022, 6:24 am

TheAKAggie wrote: ↑
July 11th, 2022, 4:53 pm

3rdGenAggie wrote:Maybe I'm naive (I am), but how would one even go about propositioning your mom's best friend in the first place?
“Thanks for making these cookies, but I don’t have any milk.”

“I’ve got my tools, which pipe needed the work.”

“I can’t believe he’s late with the alimony. I know you’ve got the mortgage payment coming up, and I could help you out with that if you could help me out with something.”

“No that outfit looks great, I wish girls my age looked like that.”

“I’m in the big city now, and all these girls want to go all the way, but I’ve never done it before and don’t know how.”

“Sure I’ll help you get unstuck from that dryer.”

All possibilities.

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You better stop calling AK

TheAKAggie · Post by **TheAKAggie** » July 13th, 2022, 7:07 am

slcagg wrote:
TheAKAggie wrote: ↑
July 11th, 2022, 4:53 pm

3rdGenAggie wrote:Maybe I'm naive (I am), but how would one even go about propositioning your mom's best friend in the first place?
“Thanks for making these cookies, but I don’t have any milk.”

“I’ve got my tools, which pipe needed the work.”

“I can’t believe he’s late with the alimony. I know you’ve got the mortgage payment coming up, and I could help you out with that if you could help me out with something.”

“No that outfit looks great, I wish girls my age looked like that.”

“I’m in the big city now, and all these girls want to go all the way, but I’ve never done it before and don’t know how.”

“Sure I’ll help you get unstuck from that dryer.”

All possibilities.

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You better stop calling AK

They’d be so lucky.

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ViAggie · Post by **ViAggie** » July 13th, 2022, 12:58 pm

seems as though the Cougars have distracted this young man, filled his head full of dreams of grandeur

flying_scotsman2.0 · Post by **flying_scotsman2.0** » July 13th, 2022, 1:47 pm

Zachy needed a break from his “mission” of spreading the good news and his moms friend obliged. Leave him be

NVAggie · Post by **NVAggie** » July 13th, 2022, 6:32 pm

Deification at BYU comes to those who can play a sport better than everyone else. Unfortunately, the school lies to them and makes them think this extends beyond this life. Zach has ultimately become the fool.

tysteve20 · Post by **tysteve20** » July 14th, 2022, 12:18 am

Hilarious response by Wilson. This is the first he has said anything on social media since the story broke

Imakeitrain · Post by **Imakeitrain** » July 14th, 2022, 12:45 pm

NVAggie wrote: ↑
July 13th, 2022, 6:32 pm
Deification at BYU comes to those who can play a sport better than everyone else. Unfortunately, the school lies to them and makes them think this extends beyond this life. Zach has ultimately become the fool.

This is a societal problem in general. Too many people worship athletes and actors/influencers etc. But it is certainly worse at BYU than any other school I can think of. It's not even just sports. At first Dan Reynolds was just a student worthy of being discarded/expelled until he became a massive celebrity and now you can no longer mention Imagine Dragons around a BYU grad without them telling you how "their lead singer went to BYU".... they suddenly like him again!

Post by **aggies22** » July 14th, 2022, 1:11 pm

Imakeitrain wrote: ↑
July 14th, 2022, 12:45 pm

NVAggie wrote: ↑
July 13th, 2022, 6:32 pm
Deification at BYU comes to those who can play a sport better than everyone else. Unfortunately, the school lies to them and makes them think this extends beyond this life. Zach has ultimately become the fool.
This is a societal problem in general. Too many people worship athletes and actors/influencers etc. But it is certainly worse at BYU than any other school I can think of. It's not even just sports. At first Dan Reynolds was just a student worthy of being discarded/expelled until he became a massive celebrity and now you can no longer mention Imagine Dragons around a BYU grad without them telling you how "their lead singer went to BYU".... they suddenly like him again!

I think their music sucks. Go tell a byu grad.

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » July 14th, 2022, 1:12 pm

flying_scotsman2.0 wrote: ↑
July 13th, 2022, 1:47 pm
Zachy needed a break from his “mission” of spreading the good news and his moms friend obliged. Leave him be

Evidently "good news" wasn't the only thing Zach was spreading.

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » July 14th, 2022, 1:16 pm

It looks like the whole bunch of them need to put the phones down and give the social media addictions.

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » July 14th, 2022, 1:17 pm

Double post - apologies

flying_scotsman2.0 · Post by **flying_scotsman2.0** » July 14th, 2022, 1:58 pm

Yossarian wrote: ↑
July 14th, 2022, 1:12 pm

flying_scotsman2.0 wrote: ↑
July 13th, 2022, 1:47 pm
Zachy needed a break from his “mission” of spreading the good news and his moms friend obliged. Leave him be
Evidently "good news" wasn't the only thing Zach was spreading.

A little antibiotic should clean it up nicely tho

ootek · Post by **ootek** » July 15th, 2022, 4:51 pm

This guy usually does funny film sessions of football or basketball (even did one after Boise St beat us in football last year), but used a Marvel movie this time. You’ll wonder why I shared it in this thread until you get to the very end

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